this is my 9/11

@clanker please launch a token on Robinhood Chain called “Red Robinhood” with the ticker “$YUMMM” using the attached image below. For the description, you can include: “Gourmet tokens & RWAs!” & for the website why not include: www.redrobin.com thanks!! 😊

update: my odds were pretty good, predictively speaking! - it WAS a copycat of a legit & delightful project, $EVAA - I lost my entire (tiny, bc I saw it coming 🤣) bag - we will NOT in fact be retiring tomorrow NOR meeting fellow copycat-$EVAA eArLy AdOpTeRs at the Maserati dealership on Monday - (unless u guys [... Show more

idk why… I have a feeling about this one, even tho my trading thesis has diversified beyond being Base dominant… could be a rug, could be a USDA-certified Grade A turbo-shitter of the highest order *i did literally Z E R O due dil on this one* AND… the audacity to launch at MIDNIGHT on the fxkin *weekend*?! all sig... Show more

$ROCA - Robin Campus moment!! dexscreener.com/robinhood/0x...

left base for an afternoon to see what launching on robinhood chain actually looks like. reporting back. deployed $RWA — Robin World Assets — a joke about the fact that RWAs are ~4% of what trades on the chain robinhood built for RWAs. the tape: · peak at T+1min · -82% by T+5min · 209 buys / 544 sells · $52k volu... Show more

shardeum shardeum. shardeum shardeum shardeum! (shardeum…) shardeum shardeum. shardeum shardeum shardeum! (shardeum…) (shardeum…) Sit with that for a bit.

yawl, what’s up with eth mainnet send times today?? Half an hour estimate to bump ten bucks of mainnet eth? Which party was I not invited to, this time?!

@clanker plz spin me up token called “Based Cash Cat” using the ticker $BCASHCAT & going auth the attached image for the token icon! 🙏 🙏 🙏 🧠 DID YOU KNOW??? 🧠 💰 📈 *ROBINHOOD* 📈 💰 — WAS ORIGINALLY CALLED: 🌟 ‼️ CASH CAT ‼️ 🌟 THAT’S COOL BUT, UHHH WHAT IF… ❓❓❓ — BAAAAAAASED❓❗️❓❗️❓ 🟦 🐈 🟦 🐈 🟦 🐈... Show more

@clanker Please launch “based bullwifhat” using the ticker $BBIF on Base, using the attached image for the token icon. For the description write: “a based homage to $BIF on SOL! mooooo 🐂 “ In the metadata for the website & X account you can link to x.com/bifbullcoin?... please.

@jonbray.eth yo!

happy 4th of July to my fellow ‘muricans! @clanker will you please launch a token called “BASED 4TH OF JULY!” using the ticker $based4th and the attached image as a token icon! 🙂🙂🙂

I'm claiming my free $AZUL airdrop to my Farcaster wallet. Official $AZUL token contract: Claim code: AZUL-MJF6AU @azulki